Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Monday, March 25, 2013

We watched a movie!

I've had an itch lately for Mystery Science Theater 3000, so I got a bunch from the library and tonight we finished "The Touch of Satan."  It was terrible in my favorite way.  I'm hoping we get time to watch more before they're due!

Sunday, March 24, 2013

Our AIDS Walk Telethon Continues!

You didn't think we were done with our AIDS Walk telethon, did you?  Hell no, we will keep it up until we reach our fundraising goal!  The sooner we get there, the sooner the madness stops. ;-)  Here's the link if you'd like to join our generous sponsors:

Kelly's AIDS Walk Donation Page

Friday, March 22, 2013

We're going big!

Paul and I decided today that we're going to take a play that we wrote years ago and make it into a film!  It's going to take a while, because we're really going to do it right, with a Kickstarter campaign to raise funds, union cast and crew - the whole works.  It will be a short film, probably a half hour.  This is by far the biggest thing we will ever have attempted, but I feel really good about it.  Right now we're in the information gathering stage.  When we have a budget we'll start the Kickstarter campaign, probably in the summer.

No more waiting!  The future is NOW!

Thursday, March 21, 2013

10 down, 20 to go

Today is the ten year anniversary of our home ownership!  We closed on March 21, 2003 and were officially moved in by the next week.  Time flies!  I honestly don't anticipate living here another 20 years, but we do love the house and owning!  Here's to no more crazy landlords or psycho neighbors!

Saturday, March 16, 2013


The "Investigation Discovery" channel seems to feature nothing but shows about dead girls, so I've given it a new name.  I.D. now stands for Ingenue Dead around our house.

I love true crime shows, but sheesh!

Friday, March 15, 2013

Grumpy Cat Feels Our Pain

Well, sort of!

I just can't get enough of Grumpy Cat.  Paul will tell you all about it, since I drive him nuts with my Grumpy Cat love.  I just heard there is a BOOK coming out, which I will need!

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

consider it a threat

I'm planning an AIDS Walk telethon, where you'll get to see my best "Jerry Lewis whacked out of his mind at 3:00 AM" impression until I reach my $1000 fundraising goal.

You've been warned.

Sponsorship page: http://awny2013.kintera.org/velveteenlounge

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

New Velveteen Lounge Kitsch-en Episode Online!

March is National Frozen Food Month!  Join us as we lift a gin-filled glass to Clarence Birdseye and the pioneers who've contributed so much to the ease and convenience of modern life, food-wise!

Also, I've registered for my 17th AIDS Walk New York!  Please sponsor me if you're able and help me to reach my fundraising goal of $1000!  Thank you!!

Kelly Patterson's AIDS Walk NY Page

Monday, March 11, 2013

AIDS Walk Time!

I just signed up for this year's AIDS Walk New York, which is May 19!  Please help me to reach my fundraising goal of $1000, which earns me a paper crown and allows me to be a sort of burger queen for a day.  Actually, does Burger King even have paper crowns anymore?  But I digress.  All donations are greatly appreciated!

Here's the link to my donations page: http://awny2013.kintera.org/velveteenlounge

Thank you!

Friday, March 8, 2013


There's nothing like sitting with a headshot retoucher, with you face blown up 500% on the monitor, to make you realize just how quirky your face is, LOL!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Connie Consumer!

Here's a little side project I've been working on between "Velveteen Lounge Kitsch-en" episodes, Connie Consumer!  I hope to do more of these, although VLK IS our main project.  The possibilities for Connie Consumer are kind of endless, though... I hope you'll check Connie out!

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Velveteen Lounge Kitsch-en Shot Glasses!

I'm pleased to announce that the highly collectible "Velveteen Lounge Kitsch-en" shot glass is now for sale!  Even better, they're a STEAL!  Get yours for the low, low price of $7, which INCLUDES shipping AND bonus stuff!  Offer good while supplies last, so don't delay -- get yours TODAY!  Interested parties, reply below and I'll get you all the pertinent information.  And thanks!

Saturday, March 2, 2013

acting website coming along

Not being a web designer, my various websites are an ongoing process.  However, I'm pretty happy with my most recent improvements to my acting website: http://www.kellycamillepatterson.com.

Lots more to do, of course.  It's all evolving.

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